The Vatican has issued The Ten Commandments of Driving.
Can't these Fathers in Frocks keep their noses out of anything?
I have a suggestion for the first commandment:
"Thou shalt not drive with an altar boy or acolyte in your lap."
Unfriggingbelievable . . . .
UPDATE: Guess this guy didn't get the memo.
Priest Crashes Into Restaurant, Arrested For DWI