Saturday, April 28, 2007

Contributions Needed . . . .

It's Saturday and gorgeous, so I'm off to enjoy the outside.

Here's a little humour for you this weekend - You may have seen this previously, but it is still amusing, IMHO.

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago.

Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his car window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped President Bush! They are asking for a $10 million ransom.

Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"

"About a gallon."

Heh, Heh, Heh . . . .

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