Here's a little humour for you this weekend - You may have seen this previously, but it is still amusing, IMHO.
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago.
Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his car window. 
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped President Bush! They are asking for a $10 million ransom.
Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."
Heh, Heh, Heh . . . .
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